One day at work several months ago there were several of us sitting around a table eating Chinese takeout for lunch. As we were finishing up our Kung Pao Chicken
and Beef & Broccoli Stir-Fry, Angie suggested we all read out loud what was
written on the little piece of paper inside of our respective fortune
cookies. With one slight modification:
Add the words ‘in bed’ at the
end.
Talk about the perfect icebreaker! It was almost unfortunate it came at the end
of the meal, as it may have set the stage for one of the most interesting and
entertaining meals since the days of Henry VIII.
To illustrate my point, I took the liberty of dining
at 14 of the Chinese restaurants within 10 miles of my house. (I’ll do pretty much anything in the name of
journalism.) Following are the 14
fortunes bestowed upon me. Do yourself a
favor and read these silently to yourself while adding Angie’s two words at the
end:
· Your
everlasting patience will be rewarded sooner or later.
· Be
mischievous and you will not be lonesome.
· The time is
right to make new friends.
· If your
desires are not extravagant they will be granted.
· You will have
a very pleasant experience.
· When in
doubt, let your instincts guide you.
· You are
talented in many ways.
· Grand
adventures await those who are willing to turn the corner.
· Decide what
you want and go for it.
· The first
step to better times is to imagine them.
· A thrilling
time is in your immediate future.
· Love always
and deeply.
· You will be
invited to an exciting event.
· Flattery will
go far tonight.
After collecting these over a period of—oh, two weeks
or so I shared them with Cindy when she got home one night hoping she would read
them per Angie’s instructions, thus setting the stage for us to share a little
R & R later in the evening.
As fate would have it Cindy and her coworkers had gone
out for lunch that particular day to, of all places, a Chinese restaurant. She showed me the fortune she had gotten
several hours earlier:
· The world may
be your oyster, but it doesn’t mean you’ll get its pearl.
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